3-Minute Vs. 30-Minute Vs. 3-Hour Burger • Tasty

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  • @hitsugayatoshiro8454
    @hitsugayatoshiro8454 5 лет назад +2646

    Basically
    3 mins : Make : patty.
    30 mins : Make : sauce, picke, patty
    3 hours : Make everything from scratch

    • @SuperRohitRox
      @SuperRohitRox 5 лет назад +119

      Also the cheese gets fancier

    • @mattsavage6365
      @mattsavage6365 5 лет назад +37

      I usually go for a combo out of 3min and 30min:
      I go for smash, caramelized onions and a quick homemade dressing/burger sauce.

    • @harvindam5647
      @harvindam5647 5 лет назад +1

      Hitsugaya Toshiro one thousandth like

    • @luisalejandroquirogagomez1721
      @luisalejandroquirogagomez1721 5 лет назад

      Kill the cow...

    • @VinhNguyen-wk5qz
      @VinhNguyen-wk5qz 5 лет назад +11

      3 years: grow your own wheat, raise your own cows, plant your own plants

  • @monsraasif3949
    @monsraasif3949 5 лет назад +3634

    It takes me 3 hours to find ingredients.
    30 minutes to cook it
    And 3 minutes to eat it.

  • @paragon1168
    @paragon1168 5 лет назад +8326

    1 week: Harvest your own wheat
    1 month: Raise your own cow
    1 year: Start your own farm for eggs, vegetables meat and wheat

    • @jos3ph..w
      @jos3ph..w 5 лет назад +21

      lol l

    • @omaewamoushindeiru6112
      @omaewamoushindeiru6112 5 лет назад +135

      I'll be doing that on Minecraft

    • @KKarlyNNicole
      @KKarlyNNicole 5 лет назад +23

      paragon1168 still only season with salt and pepper.....lmao

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 5 лет назад +5

      Those hamburgers are super burnt the first two and so unnecessary the third... She has one of the better personalities of all time and she is so funny but I think my Jawbreaker Cheeseburger is 1 billion times better! Try to see if you like it! If I can be of help, you are welcome! Huge blessings everyone! 🎉🎊🎗🙌🏻🎖👇🏻

    • @furonwarrior
      @furonwarrior 5 лет назад +19

      paragon1168 A lifetime: Assembling atoms to make molecules to create the God burger.

  • @afiaimtiaz8477
    @afiaimtiaz8477 3 года назад +4576

    I want someone to love me as much as Alexis loves burgers.

    • @Rose-uy1cc
      @Rose-uy1cc 3 года назад +42

      Facts

    • @paulpeterschofsky9127
      @paulpeterschofsky9127 3 года назад +235

      Hopefully the person that loves you won't put you in the oven 😂

    • @afiaimtiaz8477
      @afiaimtiaz8477 3 года назад +249

      @@paulpeterschofsky9127 doesn't matter, I get roasted all the time :') 😂😂

    • @Mik-dg5mp
      @Mik-dg5mp 3 года назад +28

      @@afiaimtiaz8477 lol

    • @phoanix_ace1357
      @phoanix_ace1357 3 года назад +5

      Not a lot then

  • @riolouise7191
    @riolouise7191 5 лет назад +3157

    3 hour burger:
    puts in red wine
    *hears Rie clapping and cheering from across the studio*

    • @zomgseriosuly
      @zomgseriosuly 5 лет назад +14

      Hahahahah omg so cute thank you for this

    • @tanginamo12321
      @tanginamo12321 5 лет назад +28

      She's already an adult, she can do everything she wants. 😀

    • @mayanery7458
      @mayanery7458 5 лет назад +35

      once you yewon, you can't yewoff it’s not bad it’s just funny because we all know Rie always cooks with alcohol & it’s just like an inside joke i guess now😂

    • @disneytwst5658
      @disneytwst5658 5 лет назад +19

      Rie aka tasty producer chef extrordinare parfait ambassador grocery food master and queen of hard liquor (make it fancy)

    • @tanginamo12321
      @tanginamo12321 5 лет назад +15

      @@mayanery7458 I'm referencing her line in some video (I think it's the fancy marshmallows one). Because when she added some rum to her marshmallows to make it "Fancy", some producer reacted, and Rie said: "I'm an adult, I can do everything I want / whatever I want."

  • @tabibadnan7648
    @tabibadnan7648 4 года назад +16035

    3 Second Burger:
    So you’re gonna need to unwrap this McDonald’s Burger

  • @imtired1051
    @imtired1051 5 лет назад +2408

    “You have everything in your fridge to make this” you’re overestimating me

    • @kinky7161
      @kinky7161 5 лет назад +2

      Cool same icon

    • @imtired1051
      @imtired1051 5 лет назад +1

      Ki nky best icon

    • @janm7163
      @janm7163 5 лет назад +2

      I have cheese, 1 egg and half an onion

    • @architakumar2579
      @architakumar2579 5 лет назад

      @@Shuka405 lmao

    • @dukesmurf4093
      @dukesmurf4093 5 лет назад

      I just have like 20 sauces with like nothing in them, a half a pint of milk and 1 slice of sandwich meat. I should probably go to the store...

  • @MiguelMartinez-zk9wk
    @MiguelMartinez-zk9wk 3 года назад +700

    1 day burger: first we hunt the cow

  • @nerfy219
    @nerfy219 5 лет назад +14287

    3000 year burger:
    Okay so first off you need to discover agriculture

  • @the1amariiii
    @the1amariiii 4 года назад +2291

    **when the three minute burger takes three minutes and seven seconds**
    “We have been betrayed, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled.”

  • @horroraccount2321
    @horroraccount2321 4 года назад +6323

    30 year burger: so first we start building the kitchen

    • @charvi499
      @charvi499 4 года назад +388

      2. We start raising a cow

    • @obamaprism2809
      @obamaprism2809 4 года назад +318

      3. You treat the baby cow

    • @misskeisha8722
      @misskeisha8722 4 года назад +167

      2 should be building sheds and growing grass for the cow

    • @MirandaTheInkling34
      @MirandaTheInkling34 4 года назад +194

      @@obamaprism2809 4. Once the cow is big and Chonky take it to the butcher..

    • @dian8063
      @dian8063 4 года назад +100

      @@MirandaTheInkling34 4 take cow to butchers son

  • @alanxd3443
    @alanxd3443 3 года назад +297

    When she realised that this would be quicker than 3 hours..."ok, so now we are going to make our own aioli"

  • @antoniocorsetti3222
    @antoniocorsetti3222 4 года назад +1717

    2019: make it yourself cause you can.
    2020: make it yourself cause you have to.

    • @OrionUbe
      @OrionUbe 4 года назад +17

      Antonio Corsetti I hate 2020

    • @hammy5173
      @hammy5173 4 года назад +4

      Antonio Corsetti
      Lol

    • @loxione210
      @loxione210 4 года назад +5

      OrionPlays mood

    • @r1chexy398
      @r1chexy398 4 года назад +1

      OrionPlays haha

    • @markl7337
      @markl7337 4 года назад +1

      This one hit different

  • @Teezus99
    @Teezus99 5 лет назад +4955

    3 year burger:
    We start by purchasing and fresh healthy young calf...

    • @quntrail1
      @quntrail1 5 лет назад +336

      Tomiwa Brown 30 year burger, so we’re gonna Invest in a farm...

    • @ricksonmarquez4050
      @ricksonmarquez4050 5 лет назад +49

      @@quntrail1 3 century burger

    • @ahmedalmuttairi4454
      @ahmedalmuttairi4454 5 лет назад +97

      @@ricksonmarquez4050 I'm gonna start by discovering...

    • @5H4D0W-TP
      @5H4D0W-TP 5 лет назад +25

      @jwelly bweans after the apocalypse...

    • @tincan3
      @tincan3 5 лет назад +60

      5H4D0W -TP so I’m going to start by buying planet 23142 for the environment and create a breed of cows so that the 3rd generation has the purest tasting beef.

  • @sanyamehra5645
    @sanyamehra5645 5 лет назад +2155

    I want to see 3 min pizza, 30 min pizza and 3 hrs pizza. Plz make a video on it.

    • @robinchrisb_
      @robinchrisb_ 5 лет назад +9

      This, please.

    • @blub5494
      @blub5494 5 лет назад +90

      A 3 hr pizza will just be a normal homemade pizza

    • @kingtraviselgreat9836
      @kingtraviselgreat9836 5 лет назад +26

      3000 year pizza

    • @RandomLookchin
      @RandomLookchin 5 лет назад +41

      3 min pizza is just pizza hut :/

    • @Sim_Pole
      @Sim_Pole 5 лет назад +5

      The channel SortedFood made the pizza version last year, they have lots of great tips too

  • @brookeventura1309
    @brookeventura1309 3 года назад +710

    Alexis had me when she was like "Caramelized onions take *at least* an hour." In every frigging recipe that involves caramelized onions, the author's like, "OOOHHH THIS'LL TAKE ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES," and 45 minutes later I'm swearing like a cocaine-addicted construction worker and flinging brown sugar into the pan like I'm making an onion tarte tatin.

  • @lukacoric8660
    @lukacoric8660 4 года назад +3761

    30-hour burger:
    "So we're gonna press the knife against cow's neck. "

  • @allex8491
    @allex8491 5 лет назад +8628

    Woman: Spending 3 hours to make a burger
    Gordon Ramsey: it's dry

  • @calebbabcock5687
    @calebbabcock5687 5 лет назад +3610

    I thought this video was gonna be 3 hours and 33 minutes long, dang it.

    • @sorisaca
      @sorisaca 5 лет назад +73

      Same andioop skskssksk
      *Just joking I'm not a vsco girl;)*

    • @Matt-nl6ex
      @Matt-nl6ex 5 лет назад +7

      😂

    • @seenjeans
      @seenjeans 5 лет назад +7

      Sophia C. Omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @blissy6498
      @blissy6498 5 лет назад +7

      We would all watch it

    • @Prozach24
      @Prozach24 5 лет назад +9

      At the time of me making this comment this has exactly 333 likes.
      Nobody touch it

  • @RageRBX
    @RageRBX 3 года назад +79

    stranger: i hate mayonnaise
    her: and i took that personnel

  • @MadChristoph
    @MadChristoph 4 года назад +1704

    3 Minute Burger: Emily's Burger
    30 Minute Burger: Lorenzo's Burger
    3 Hour Burger: Frank's Burger

    • @kje9978
      @kje9978 4 года назад +18

      MadChristoph lmao

    • @AngelLaganzaBuico
      @AngelLaganzaBuico 4 года назад +109

      Duuuude you're so brave to comment something from epicurious 😂🙈

    • @AngelLaganzaBuico
      @AngelLaganzaBuico 4 года назад +7

      @Mythical _ how i wish i was *extremely introvert* but im not a careless gal who doesn't know when to comment something disrespectful 😏
      Fyi, im an *extrovert*

    • @AngelLaganzaBuico
      @AngelLaganzaBuico 4 года назад +3

      @@MadChristoph i know 😏

    • @kainexfuryz
      @kainexfuryz 4 года назад +3

      They are from epicurious duh

  • @Zerohhhd
    @Zerohhhd 4 года назад +1505

    1st: McDonalds
    2nd:Homemade
    3rd: Still not enough to impress Ramsay

    • @buanalangitbirutravel572
      @buanalangitbirutravel572 4 года назад +9

      1st:The mccopy Donald's of their burger
      2nd:Why not
      3rd:Just hate it

    • @bizikxd
      @bizikxd 4 года назад +1

      2nd: krabby patty

    • @insayn7995
      @insayn7995 4 года назад +18

      1st one is better than mcdonalds

    • @viethuongvothai686
      @viethuongvothai686 4 года назад +1

      Sayem they are the same, same ingredient and technique.

    • @j.rgomezzz
      @j.rgomezzz 4 года назад

      GenericGamer no.227 did you know mcdonalds has used human meat?

  • @mithaainparajan4784
    @mithaainparajan4784 5 лет назад +5384

    30 year burger: so I’m going to give birth to my kid who’ll grow up to be a cow farmer...

  • @ashritadode2367
    @ashritadode2367 3 года назад +268

    Did anyone else get excited when she called Alvin over or was it just me?

  • @stupidtaurus6039
    @stupidtaurus6039 4 года назад +3320

    Does anyone else absolutely love how she doesn’t include measurements

  • @mago3694
    @mago3694 5 лет назад +836

    Did she just eat 3 homemade burgers in one day? That is my kind of day :))

    • @shuarma0
      @shuarma0 5 лет назад +6

      more importantly thats my kind of girl !!

    • @Mar345
      @Mar345 5 лет назад +9

      😆 I love how you used a second parenthese as a double chin

    • @isabellegatenby396
      @isabellegatenby396 5 лет назад

      Breakfast lunch dinner

    • @matthewgordon2470
      @matthewgordon2470 5 лет назад

      She's got amazing buns too

  • @annadesu6753
    @annadesu6753 5 лет назад +1807

    I don’t know why, but the 1st burger seems the most appealing to me.

    • @angelvibes752
      @angelvibes752 5 лет назад +76

      nunna ur bissness It looks more like a cheeseburger from macdoanlds ps I can’t spell 😂😅

    • @bensladkov6780
      @bensladkov6780 5 лет назад +12

      Itsyourgirl Queenp no worries

    • @bensladkov6780
      @bensladkov6780 5 лет назад +9

      nunna ur bissness go to McDonald’s dude

    • @notmario6722
      @notmario6722 5 лет назад +18

      You have some weird standards lol

    • @lolalyffnaegle2018
      @lolalyffnaegle2018 5 лет назад +30

      same, I don't like all the extra stuff just cheese, ketchup, mayo and lettuce

  • @luc02p
    @luc02p 3 года назад +248

    "it only took 3 minutes"
    you and me both know that it didn't

    • @mo54345
      @mo54345 3 года назад +18

      Took me 12 Mins not bad tbh

    • @ashrafhaider598
      @ashrafhaider598 3 года назад +5

      @Eyad gaming your either lying or you just speedran it

    • @darim_editz
      @darim_editz 3 года назад +2

      @@ashrafhaider598 I speedran it and it took me 4 and a half mins

    • @nandithagururaj2997
      @nandithagururaj2997 3 года назад +2

      underrated comment

    • @killingfields6599
      @killingfields6599 3 года назад +3

      To be fair it takes about 5 mins if you have already prepared everything

  • @havitar3950
    @havitar3950 4 года назад +2514

    300 year burger: so first we need to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula

    • @finch6078
      @finch6078 4 года назад +33

      *Impossible*

    • @rumplestilskin2197
      @rumplestilskin2197 4 года назад +3

      @Bushra Fathima yup

    • @katie.b8011
      @katie.b8011 4 года назад +9

      Bushra Fathima
      Wrong the secret formula is love. Duh🙄

    • @kilo3475
      @kilo3475 4 года назад +12

      That’s nice but did you know you could save 15% or more on car insurance

    • @cornbread6947
      @cornbread6947 4 года назад +1

      So underrated

  • @momococotim6137
    @momococotim6137 5 лет назад +2189

    3 minute- speed to the nearest McDonald’s
    30 minute - go to the McDonald’s in the next city
    3 hour- go to the McDonald’s in the next state

    • @mr.randomizer6874
      @mr.randomizer6874 5 лет назад +26

      *OR* you can order from mcdonalds far far away

    • @zecorim
      @zecorim 5 лет назад +4

      What if you don't have states? 👀

    • @kusipaa
      @kusipaa 5 лет назад +5

      Aqua_Gacha Upside down burger: Australia

    • @niklas3669
      @niklas3669 5 лет назад

      sweet amount of likes, cant like this comment now

    • @blaze_4555
      @blaze_4555 5 лет назад +1

      3 Day: Go to Europe for McDonalds
      3 Month: Go to Mars
      3 Year:
      You really thought.

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 5 лет назад +1343

    I love her enthusiasm for burgers... Relationship goals, find someone who is as into you as she is into burgers.

    • @josephritchhart998
      @josephritchhart998 4 года назад +40

      Hell, just find someone who's as into burgers as she is. You'll never go hungry that way. Oh do you need a good relationship? One word: Burgers. Contemplating the meaning of life? No, cause you've already found it: Burgers. Worried the relationship won't last long enough? No need! Death do us part is easy to achieve because: Burgers.

    • @hectorparks8618
      @hectorparks8618 4 года назад +4

      Hell I just want someone who’s this excited to cook 👩‍🍳

    • @dragonlord-zt6yu
      @dragonlord-zt6yu 4 года назад +1

      @@josephritchhart998 Burger

    • @caiohenrique1603
      @caiohenrique1603 4 года назад +4

      Joseph Ritchhart what if my crush is vegan?

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 4 года назад +11

      @@caiohenrique1603 Get a new crush?

  • @cubingnoob8435
    @cubingnoob8435 3 года назад +52

    “You have everything in your fridge to make this”
    Me: *doesn’t have fridge*

  • @tyler2k25
    @tyler2k25 4 года назад +1813

    3 year burger: "We're going to start by birthing a cow."

    • @ejynk
      @ejynk 4 года назад +44

      lmao i got confused and interpreted it as "first we will give birth to a cow"
      and honestly that just makes it better

    • @tyler2k25
      @tyler2k25 4 года назад +15

      @@ejynk I mean interpret it whatever way you'd like. Kinda unique interpretation though XD

    • @footwork_3
      @footwork_3 4 года назад +5

      you’re not a real fan unless you have done this

    • @truetoytos
      @truetoytos 4 года назад

      Now let's grow wheat

    • @justinisanoob1760
      @justinisanoob1760 4 года назад

      @@footwork_3 how does that determine anything

  • @Coolvanpersie20
    @Coolvanpersie20 5 лет назад +1274

    **Adds salt and pepper to meat before forming patty**
    Babish: **Sweats profusely**

    • @n.a.houston8721
      @n.a.houston8721 5 лет назад +45

      I knew i wasn't the only BWB fan omgggg

    • @bltfireburstAU
      @bltfireburstAU 5 лет назад +30

      Yoooo wtf she did didn’t she? Ayo get babish down here he gon turn this bitch into a Brooklyn pizza

    • @j-trainchannel4626
      @j-trainchannel4626 5 лет назад +18

      Buzzfeed's own website says not to mix seasoning into the patty. What the hell is she doing?!

    • @hduahfbaj8961
      @hduahfbaj8961 5 лет назад +1

      She is so dumb

    • @angiedelacruz6586
      @angiedelacruz6586 5 лет назад

      I was thinking of that damn

  • @random91406
    @random91406 5 лет назад +477

    3 hour burger - Mcdonalds ads
    3 second burger - what you get

  • @halfdeceased5829
    @halfdeceased5829 Год назад +35

    300 year burger: so basically we have to invent the concept for burgers

    • @dabunga23
      @dabunga23 Год назад +1

      💀

    • @boi2055
      @boi2055 Год назад +1

      For the meat , we will raise our own cow

  • @tortesh1635
    @tortesh1635 4 года назад +2277

    13 billion year burger: First, you have to activate the universe.

    • @mesiroy1234
      @mesiroy1234 4 года назад +12

      Thre is comnet before and evreone fucking drilling in the mind earth is 50 bilion yers min*

    • @aadipattanaik7778
      @aadipattanaik7778 4 года назад +25

      mesiroy1234 what?

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 года назад +18

      mesiroy1234
      Ok everything you just said is nothing

    • @lizzybbayt4669
      @lizzybbayt4669 4 года назад +2

      Comets And Meteors actually you get the universe for free if you have a Brain because the universe has been here for an eternity

    • @MMD88
      @MMD88 4 года назад +9

      ElfSam he is speaking the language of gods

  • @pundacake
    @pundacake 5 лет назад +704

    3 second burger
    “uhh yes I want a mcchicken combo”

  • @kevinjustlikett
    @kevinjustlikett 5 лет назад +1203

    No one:
    The whole Buzzfeed: “the maillard reaction ...”

    • @hannasetiawan160
      @hannasetiawan160 5 лет назад +17

      If I get a dollar everytime they say maillard reaction...

    • @elonstephen2321
      @elonstephen2321 5 лет назад +35

      @@hannasetiawan160 bitch shut up. I would want $1 every time you dumbasses say "sksksksks and i oop and i oop"

    • @akiyaconnor1099
      @akiyaconnor1099 5 лет назад +9

      @@elonstephen2321 and i oop-

    • @de_kronis7502
      @de_kronis7502 5 лет назад +1

      Its honestly annoying. Its just another thing to say to add more time to the video

    • @Netizpossible
      @Netizpossible 5 лет назад +10

      @@de_kronis7502 It literally takes 5 or so seconds to explain wtf a mailard reaction is.
      *What do you mean they're doing it to add more time?*

  • @malaak4349
    @malaak4349 3 года назад +7

    whos here in ramadan watching this and geting hungrey?

  • @huzafah_
    @huzafah_ 4 года назад +3190

    “It’s getting bigger every time”
    That’s what she said

  • @rohankurani4974
    @rohankurani4974 5 лет назад +1684

    The three minute burger is what Gordon Ramsay makes as a midnight snack.

    • @percyjackson8672
      @percyjackson8672 5 лет назад +169

      Don't you mean the 3 hour burger ;-

    • @SingersPro
      @SingersPro 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rohankurani4974
      @rohankurani4974 5 лет назад +89

      Percy Jackson, no the three minute burger, because then it wouldn’t be a midnight snack, it would be a 3 A.M. burger.

    • @noodle4438
      @noodle4438 5 лет назад +1

      ^^

    • @blu7235
      @blu7235 5 лет назад +17

      Rohan Kurani r/wooooosh

  • @damnson5079
    @damnson5079 5 лет назад +1111

    "My buns have been resting and they are ready."
    Alexis-2019

    • @Khan-_-Art1st
      @Khan-_-Art1st 5 лет назад +12

      😏

    • @AnuSharma-to5mq
      @AnuSharma-to5mq 5 лет назад +16

      That’s what she saidddddddddddddddd

    • @fsj9441
      @fsj9441 5 лет назад +68

      "The last step is grinding my own meat"

    • @abdeen237
      @abdeen237 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @1dvsire
      @1dvsire 5 лет назад +7

      And dont forget to brush the buns

  • @lightandsalvation40
    @lightandsalvation40 3 года назад +35

    1 Quintillion year burger: First we need to wait for the last star in the universe to burst out into a supernova

  • @braedenwaller5358
    @braedenwaller5358 5 лет назад +1314

    “Why add this store bought wine to the onions WHEN WE COULD MAKE OUR OWN”

    • @merdzky098
      @merdzky098 5 лет назад +85

      25 year burger ftw

    • @subforfreevirusyoudammpeas2062
      @subforfreevirusyoudammpeas2062 5 лет назад +5

      @@merdzky098 wine can be made in 12-16 months

    • @merdzky098
      @merdzky098 5 лет назад +4

      @@subforfreevirusyoudammpeas2062 not great ones tho!

    • @empputrubaduu4725
      @empputrubaduu4725 5 лет назад +4

      @@merdzky098 well u dont need to use high quality wine for cooking

    • @merdzky098
      @merdzky098 5 лет назад +5

      @@empputrubaduu4725 you guys must be fun at parties
      i know wine can be made quickly...

  • @sagudantebugasolago3297
    @sagudantebugasolago3297 4 года назад +342

    "Let's start on the three minute burger"
    "2 minutes on each side"

    • @LAZARUSSY
      @LAZARUSSY 4 года назад +3

      Oh yeah yeah eh still 2 mins tho

    • @giimix4657
      @giimix4657 4 года назад

      @Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah

    • @galaxygod9962
      @galaxygod9962 4 года назад

      That’s 7 minutes

    • @galaxygod9962
      @galaxygod9962 4 года назад

      Oh yeah yeah it’s a god damm joke

    • @scall4
      @scall4 4 года назад

      @Oh yeah yeah what if you are stupid

  • @ImGranger
    @ImGranger 5 лет назад +578

    You can tell how passionate she is about burgers and the cooking process but those mayo/aioli globs...... THATS A LOT DAMN MAYO

    • @NitrosNeeded
      @NitrosNeeded 5 лет назад +3

      iM Granger aioli I feel is great but I agree she added too much mayo

    • @slickricky769
      @slickricky769 5 лет назад

      I've never had aioli but that was way too much

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, I've never seen anybody slather on mayo like that. Looked more like a parody

    • @oplkfdhgk
      @oplkfdhgk 5 лет назад +15

      no that is the correct amount of mayo , what is wrong with you :P

    • @ecurrie4549
      @ecurrie4549 5 лет назад +3

      Yes a little heavy on the Mayo but way too much salt. Burger prob tastes like a salt lick.

  • @Mariana-nr4xd
    @Mariana-nr4xd 3 года назад +56

    “It only takes 3 minutes”
    Even if it took 3 seconds I wouldn’t get up and do it

  • @ayaanlone8490
    @ayaanlone8490 4 года назад +486

    Me in 2019 : 3 hour burger what a waste of time
    Me in 2020 coronavirus : we got time for this

  • @lucamartelli121
    @lucamartelli121 5 лет назад +232

    3-hour burger: "I really like to raise my cows"

  • @ahu2872
    @ahu2872 4 года назад +1213

    "my buns have been resting and now they are ready"
    -that's what she said

    • @roberti1343
      @roberti1343 4 года назад +72

      She's ready to "grind our meat"

    • @pulkitk_04
      @pulkitk_04 4 года назад +18

      She also said she will smash hey her buns and grind the meat

    • @Skittles1987
      @Skittles1987 4 года назад +2

      She's thicccc

    • @pulkitk_04
      @pulkitk_04 4 года назад +3

      @@Skittles1987 she isn't man , she doesn't even have an ass

    • @yk2510
      @yk2510 4 года назад +1

      Pulkit Khandelwal he doesn’t mean that it says that in the video

  • @realblammer
    @realblammer 3 года назад +4

    1 tip, if you add a little bit of egg into your meat it will make it all hold up together a lot better. Plus it tastes good

  • @Vanamelon
    @Vanamelon 4 года назад +1742

    “You have everything in your fridge to make this” THE LIES

    • @freezi7919
      @freezi7919 3 года назад +178

      Ikr I don’t even have a fridge

    • @maryanahmed9214
      @maryanahmed9214 3 года назад +47

      @@freezi7919 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WASNT EXPECTING DIS

    • @astouaiisha
      @astouaiisha 3 года назад +11

      Lolol😂😂

    • @messitheabsolute4450
      @messitheabsolute4450 3 года назад +5

      @@freezi7919 😂😂

    • @Its_M1zn
      @Its_M1zn 3 года назад +12

      My fridge is just full of random thing :p

  • @minwang7489
    @minwang7489 5 лет назад +2240

    The three minute burger is gordan ramseys midnight snack😂

    • @dicksuckersunite8672
      @dicksuckersunite8672 5 лет назад +80

      I do get the joke but....
      Gordon would eat potato chips
      He wouldnt eat a burger as a snack
      He’s not a fatass

    • @Philip-nd9jn
      @Philip-nd9jn 5 лет назад +44

      Potato chips are worse than that burger

    • @thepotato619
      @thepotato619 5 лет назад +25

      @@dicksuckersunite8672 potato chips are disgusting, how about hot cheetos?

    • @AndreasElf
      @AndreasElf 5 лет назад +3

      If he can catch it before it runs away

    • @marc5898
      @marc5898 5 лет назад +12

      the three minutes burger is too raw for him

  • @junaid1002
    @junaid1002 5 лет назад +571

    3 minute: College
    30 minutes: Your Mom
    3 Hours: Restaurant

    • @SN-PURR
      @SN-PURR 5 лет назад +34

      *mom's cooks are better than restaurants for me*

    • @-aboodfrost-2779
      @-aboodfrost-2779 5 лет назад

      Yoonmin's Child I agree

    • @orbit354
      @orbit354 5 лет назад +5

      Yoonmin's Child depends on the Restaurant i guess. There are definitely better cooks than your mum sry ;D

    • @bdhdh27mviewsd93
      @bdhdh27mviewsd93 5 лет назад +1

      Yoonmin's Child yep

    • @manyreasonsgaminghdp8585
      @manyreasonsgaminghdp8585 5 лет назад +6

      I’m not at a restaurant for 3 hours just for a burger...

  • @rei.6874
    @rei.6874 3 года назад +13

    when the 3 minute burger is more appetizing than your school burger that's been done in hours:

  • @jensentan385
    @jensentan385 4 года назад +714

    “I feel like a proud mom”
    Eats the burger

  • @Gelert_
    @Gelert_ 5 лет назад +3105

    So basically the 3 hr burger is almost the same as the 30 min, but you make the ingredients.

    • @TheNoobsteak
      @TheNoobsteak 5 лет назад +10

      Imagine.

    • @Zajlib
      @Zajlib 5 лет назад +1

      ItzGelert و،!،:!؟:!

    • @nana8144
      @nana8144 5 лет назад +1

      Z.ajlib 💜🔖📘♊️📕♋️♍️📙♋️🙂😡🐜🐜🐜😡

    • @rofeitl
      @rofeitl 5 лет назад +118

      It's a lot fresher, and you know exactly what's in it. That's the incentive

    • @WarlordX7
      @WarlordX7 5 лет назад +3

      with less stuff on the burger so not as good.

  • @Celestial_2016
    @Celestial_2016 4 года назад +2975

    My broke ass in college looking at the 3 minute burger. “Interesting”

    • @Daniel-nm2qb
      @Daniel-nm2qb 3 года назад +62

      Just a monthly reminder to keep pushing my guy! Keep the grind :))

    • @읏-s2w
      @읏-s2w 3 года назад +32

      You can do it!!

    • @읏-s2w
      @읏-s2w 3 года назад +29

      Don't give up

    • @sakinafsyed
      @sakinafsyed 3 года назад +20

      @@Celestial_2016 i believe in you! you got this :)

    • @andresmunoz2673
      @andresmunoz2673 3 года назад +21

      Yo keep growing then you will have such a good job with a lot of money i believe in you my guy

  • @TaeeLoc0189
    @TaeeLoc0189 3 года назад +1

    “When people say they dont like mayonnaise, I personally am offended because I love it” 😂😂😂😂 I LOVE YOU ALEXIS ‼️‼️

  • @pikmp23
    @pikmp23 5 лет назад +1346

    Her:Puts Salt And Pepper Before Forming Patty
    Babish: *wait that's illegal*

    • @TheNoDachi
      @TheNoDachi 5 лет назад +30

      J.Kenji Lopez-Alt: He's right you know.

    • @spikeobama3932
      @spikeobama3932 5 лет назад +1

      Lamax yeah tell me about it 🙄

    • @seadffsa
      @seadffsa 5 лет назад +32

      Puts patty on top of lettuce
      Gordon: wait that's illegal

    • @coreyjones9283
      @coreyjones9283 5 лет назад +1

      I was thinking the exact same loooool

    • @alexpopescu3696
      @alexpopescu3696 5 лет назад

      Lamax haha

  • @technical8863
    @technical8863 4 года назад +2358

    4.5 billion years and 3 hour burger: First, let's discover earth

    • @MaxwelltheXVII
      @MaxwelltheXVII 4 года назад +52

      This is gonna be really worth it

    • @todensarg
      @todensarg 4 года назад +11

      Yes very original comment

    • @EmmaEditz647
      @EmmaEditz647 4 года назад +4

      I thought it was 1.4 billion years when life was made

    • @jjramirez3969
      @jjramirez3969 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @floofywoofer2086
      @floofywoofer2086 3 года назад +7

      @@EmmaEditz647 you have to find earth

  • @_reqqz_
    @_reqqz_ 5 лет назад +1630

    "Grinding your own meat"
    Me: ouch that sounds painful

  • @-Yurizen
    @-Yurizen 2 года назад +1

    i love the fact that when she flips the burger and looks at it she says "ooh baby"

  • @rahielberhe2652
    @rahielberhe2652 4 года назад +695

    “Let’s say u have an entire afternoon...”
    me in quarantine: I have an entire month

    • @ibinabojack2512
      @ibinabojack2512 4 года назад +26

      Cut, an entire year.

    • @cloud3860
      @cloud3860 4 года назад +2

      Ibinabo Jack hahaha

    • @exelltori7328
      @exelltori7328 4 года назад +7

      Pfft bruh we have like 10 months 😆

    • @thamonster
      @thamonster 4 года назад +1

      @@jeffbezos701 It's definitely in 2038, i can see it coming lol

    • @aishamurad280
      @aishamurad280 4 года назад +1

      U meant forever

  • @alicia2619
    @alicia2619 4 года назад +1920

    3 century burger:
    Go to McDonald’s
    Stand behind the lady named Karen

    • @simonzaiter9142
      @simonzaiter9142 4 года назад +111

      Minty Cupcakes Karen and her 5 kids who came from soccer practice hoping to order frozen cokes but the machine is broken and Karen is complaining to the manager

    • @barto11111
      @barto11111 4 года назад +13

      Underrated

    • @victoriasmith2965
      @victoriasmith2965 4 года назад +2

      Minty Cupcakes racist much?

    • @officialtobster
      @officialtobster 4 года назад +57

      @@victoriasmith2965 Shut up. They didn't even mention a race.

    • @screenflix1055
      @screenflix1055 4 года назад +31

      @@victoriasmith2965 I bet u get offended by everything

  • @aspoopycrewm8283
    @aspoopycrewm8283 4 года назад +536

    300 year burger:
    “So first, your going to sign the Declaration of Independence”

  • @dakshfroster1237
    @dakshfroster1237 3 года назад +19

    Alexis: That a burger!
    Me: Damn I thought it was pasta

    • @dibdab
      @dibdab 3 года назад

      Underrated comment

  • @Sqmeerr
    @Sqmeerr 5 лет назад +1716

    The 3 minute burger looks like every McDonald's burger

    • @Prat1kg
      @Prat1kg 5 лет назад +168

      Still looks more appetising than mcdonalds

    • @johnjohnson392
      @johnjohnson392 5 лет назад +20

      McDiabetes*

    • @FightCain
      @FightCain 5 лет назад +3

      Nah.

    • @tryandrian93
      @tryandrian93 5 лет назад +15

      I prefet this rather than McD. This seems more appealing 🙂

    • @cedarmagno545
      @cedarmagno545 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe the McDonald's burger is the 3 minute burger

  • @legendarylikebot8465
    @legendarylikebot8465 4 года назад +903

    3 minute burger: Normal Boi
    30 minute burger: Phatt Boi
    3 hour burger: *THICC BOI*
    Well uh most liked comment I had and uhhhhhhhh I guess get to 1000

  • @Thuazabi
    @Thuazabi 5 лет назад +255

    While I would never personally invest the time, resources or cleanup necessary for the 3hr Burger, I would pay an amount of money I'm not proud of for the chance to eat one.

  • @monandang8233
    @monandang8233 3 года назад +16

    There’s everyone saying that this many years this begins but can we appreciate her work and how juicy that looks

  • @rjpatros4082
    @rjpatros4082 4 года назад +559

    “Lastly, grind your meat”
    Geez that sounds painful

  • @Zenith_682
    @Zenith_682 4 года назад +209

    3 minute burger: small boi patty
    30 minute burger: bigger sized patty
    3 hour burger: THICC BOI PATTY

  • @Alex-or3pt
    @Alex-or3pt 5 лет назад +878

    Her every time she flips the burger
    OOOOOOOO BABYYY

  • @KonradGames917
    @KonradGames917 2 года назад +1

    I Like How Alexa Says "OHH BABY" When Flipping The Patty

  • @diamondgamez6730
    @diamondgamez6730 5 лет назад +699

    Alexis: When the other half of patty starts to brown, it is the indicator that it’s time to flip.
    Me: When Alvin is impressed and has no comment on the burger, it is the indicator that it is time to make that burger.

    • @Firedag
      @Firedag 5 лет назад +5

      What does the top line and the "Me:" contribute to the bottom statement at all? You could have just posted the bottom statement by itself and it would have been perfectly fine.

    • @Firedag
      @Firedag 5 лет назад +1

      @•Cleetus McYeetus• I understand the "joke" but they're not using the format right. Your humor has to be so basic if you think that putting unnecessary lines of dialogue add to the actual joke. I could say:
      MLK: To be or not to be, there is no try
      me: I absolutely hate the transformers series.
      It's just not funny and makes no sense doesn't it?

    • @Firedag
      @Firedag 5 лет назад +3

      @•Cleetus McYeetus• Yes. You are the most unfunny people possible. The bottom statement is funny, but what does the top text contribute at all? That's my question. I don't care about your stupid humor but what is funny about adding the top text that doesn't relate to the bottom text at all? Are you just neanderthals that think random=Funny or do you just not want to lose a fight on the internet

    • @diamondgamez6730
      @diamondgamez6730 5 лет назад +4

      Firedag Look, this comment isn’t even fully humour. It was my thought (opinion) and I just thought of sharing it. After that, I saw that as a humour-related comment aswell, so it could be a funny, sarcastic comment, or a share-my-opinion comment.
      Oh, and you can’t question other peoples’ humour. My mate, it’s 2019, literally ANYTHING can be funny to someone today. That’s why we have Political Humour, Historical Humour, Dark Humour etc. etc...
      Edit: Just noticed I said everything the previous comment said. With that, I’m agreeing with you, Cleetus

    • @diamondgamez6730
      @diamondgamez6730 5 лет назад +3

      •Cleetus McYeetus• BTW thx for backing up me and my comment. Appreciate it 😄

  • @benjaminbaker6410
    @benjaminbaker6410 4 года назад +520

    3 year burger: So you start off by giving wheat to 2 cows and wait till a little one pops out

    • @dhomali7482
      @dhomali7482 4 года назад +27

      is it minecraft or somethin' ?

    • @monsterhugg1664
      @monsterhugg1664 4 года назад +5

      Mc burger, get em

    • @mofmed2579
      @mofmed2579 4 года назад +5

      Dhom Ali no, that is league of legends, stupid

    • @dixmondblues3316
      @dixmondblues3316 4 года назад +4

      Mosx21 only people who play Minecraft will understand

    • @smorttom5337
      @smorttom5337 4 года назад +9

      *minecraft intensifies*

  • @bubber5643
    @bubber5643 5 лет назад +330

    3 min burger: nothing homemade
    30 min burger: some homemade
    3 hour burger: everything homemade

    • @imasimp4243
      @imasimp4243 5 лет назад +3

      htme, 6 month

    • @pjoazure
      @pjoazure 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah lets make the cow from scratch

  • @cuberyllium
    @cuberyllium 3 года назад +15

    I have watched this more than ten times! its really, really amazing and i made the three minute burger with a friend. i love it!

  • @DineshPatel2789
    @DineshPatel2789 5 лет назад +421

    3 mins : Make : patty.
    30 mins : Make : sauce, pickle, patty
    3 hours : Make everything from scratch
    30 years: Raise a cow, kill the cow, get the beef, repeat 3 hours step......

    • @maximusregaurd1134
      @maximusregaurd1134 5 лет назад +8

      Dinesh Patel most cow factories raise to eat only live 4-10 years depending on when they give out and the male baby cows are killed between a few days or months after birth the females live and they are consistently impregnated and after they have the baby the same thing happens to them they are taken away and the baby’s milk is stolen from there mom to make milk,cheese etc. and after that they become weak collapse and are killed and used for meat

    • @dare2horsecrazy
      @dare2horsecrazy 5 лет назад +2

      That would be a really tough burger

    • @DineshPatel2789
      @DineshPatel2789 5 лет назад +5

      @@maximusregaurd1134 well that's just sad

    • @azra1722
      @azra1722 5 лет назад +8

      @@maximusregaurd1134 this comment was lowkey unnecessary but ok

    • @apatheticAnxiety
      @apatheticAnxiety 5 лет назад +1

      Build kitchen

  • @Wisdomandawish
    @Wisdomandawish 5 лет назад +436

    Alexis-“you have everything to make this in your fridge”
    Me-*opens fridge to find a box of 30year old baking soda, half a carton of eggs and a bottle of coffee creamer*

    • @robinchrisb_
      @robinchrisb_ 5 лет назад +23

      I guess all fridge are not created equal.

    • @jamilwallace7142
      @jamilwallace7142 5 лет назад +6

      Lol lord all I have is the baking soda 😂😂😂😂

    • @tw7056
      @tw7056 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t even have a fridge it’s freakin broken 7 hrs ago

    • @kerrygordon7928
      @kerrygordon7928 5 лет назад +5

      *Rie bursts through the door Let's make this fancy*

    • @sarahcb1986
      @sarahcb1986 5 лет назад

      Her optimism is adorable 😂😂😂

  • @coolguy-jc9nh
    @coolguy-jc9nh 4 года назад +128

    3 century burger: First we need to define what burger is.

    • @frobonetic
      @frobonetic 4 года назад +6

      That's a vsauce burger

  • @kurt5079
    @kurt5079 3 года назад +3

    Pro tip - Don't season the beef mix before the patty is formed. Not only does this dry the beef it causes a change in the beefs proteins that will make the burger tougher. Form your patties first then season all sides just before they are cooked for better results.

  • @diamondgamez6730
    @diamondgamez6730 4 года назад +524

    Frank from 4 levels: “Hahahah you didn’t: Make your own wheat/flour/bread, you didn’t breed your own cows and own meat, you didn’t squeaze the milk out of cows and make your own cheese, you didn’t plant your vegetables and you didn’t make your own sauces. Also you didn’t mine your own salt, grind your pepper and collect the necessary herbs for the burger. Ha ha ha I win.”

    • @ngazobooi
      @ngazobooi 4 года назад +18

      You're the hero we didn't know we needed, lol. You totally win

    • @potatowarrior3223
      @potatowarrior3223 4 года назад +11

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH epicurious right?

    • @myaanderson1270
      @myaanderson1270 4 года назад +3

      No one knew they needed this, but they did. Thanks lol

    • @beleva09
      @beleva09 4 года назад +11

      Ahh yes, the 3 decade burger

    • @fat-nj2zo
      @fat-nj2zo 4 года назад +9

      The man made his own pickles..... and called his burger simple

  • @hugodurston2872
    @hugodurston2872 5 лет назад +899

    Tasty: So you want a burger but you have no time.
    Me: Go to McDonalds

    • @djhbanaan6635
      @djhbanaan6635 5 лет назад +28

      *_how I got diabetes in 10 days_*

    • @aistosee
      @aistosee 5 лет назад +11

      mcdonald’s is like eating air

    • @aether6098
      @aether6098 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/DUCu_9GoTJI/видео.html .... you'll know it when you see it

    • @AndiKola
      @AndiKola 5 лет назад +3

      You spelled Wendy's wrong.

    • @viethuongvothai686
      @viethuongvothai686 5 лет назад +4

      Andi Kola you spelled trash wrong

  • @ziadmfarouk18
    @ziadmfarouk18 5 лет назад +432

    When Alexis puts the salt into the patties all I can think of is the "2 shots of VODKA" meme 😂😂😂

    • @RaythaAlves
      @RaythaAlves 5 лет назад

      SAAAAAME!! 🤣

    • @alvarohurtado2715
      @alvarohurtado2715 5 лет назад

      X3

    • @alexpopescu3696
      @alexpopescu3696 5 лет назад +2

      ZM Tube why so much salt Jesus Christ I don’t understand

    • @ryanspencerlauderdale687
      @ryanspencerlauderdale687 5 лет назад

      That's probably not the best idea to do that, because if you salt the meat before you form it into patties, the salt draws out the moisture and makes your burger tough when you cook it.

  • @sumandaomg-roadto5039
    @sumandaomg-roadto5039 3 года назад +3

    10 million year burger: First, lets discover aliens....

  • @ilyasbaloch8598
    @ilyasbaloch8598 4 года назад +218

    3 decade burger:
    Ok first let's start to mine iron and smelt it to make a pan and make a factory to make oil

    • @xbotscythe
      @xbotscythe 4 года назад +17

      Step 2 (important): Make sure the US doesn't know you have oil

    • @octs609
      @octs609 4 года назад +5

      RUSSIA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

    • @bruhe8895
      @bruhe8895 4 года назад

      @@xbotscythe us government: whatd you say?

    • @warewolfgamer4082
      @warewolfgamer4082 4 года назад

      @@xbotscythe lollllll underrated comment ..... so true

    • @sidgunz506
      @sidgunz506 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @erynnkennedy9438
    @erynnkennedy9438 4 года назад +370

    She’s taught me how to make pickled red onions like 7 times.

    • @pulkitk_04
      @pulkitk_04 4 года назад +3

      She said she will smash her buns And also said she will grind the meat

    • @pulkitk_04
      @pulkitk_04 4 года назад +2

      12:49 she got cream stuck in her mouth lmaa

    • @msgbbx1860
      @msgbbx1860 4 года назад +13

      Pulkit Khandelwal bruh wtf

  • @hjelpmegpaaisen7815
    @hjelpmegpaaisen7815 5 лет назад +863

    Why buzzfeed be taking out Alvin?😂

    • @Matt-nl6ex
      @Matt-nl6ex 5 лет назад +28

      Maybe hes on vacation

    • @hjelpmegpaaisen7815
      @hjelpmegpaaisen7815 5 лет назад +19

      He's not allowed😂

    • @trungcrafter4304
      @trungcrafter4304 5 лет назад +3

      @@hjelpmegpaaisen7815 seems right

    • @polodoesthings395
      @polodoesthings395 5 лет назад +13

      @@hjelpmegpaaisen7815 maybe he didnt want to make burgers just eat themm

    • @bread7865
      @bread7865 5 лет назад +3

      He probably has other more important projects

  • @sammynators
    @sammynators 3 года назад +5

    I clicked this video because I love Tasty and burgers are my favorite food I am now jealous these look awesome! Keep up the good work tasty!!!

  • @RaghadAmr
    @RaghadAmr 5 лет назад +325

    This for some reason reminded me of the 4 levels of burger video on epicurious 😂

    • @NoOne-ll4mz
      @NoOne-ll4mz 5 лет назад +53

      OMG YESS
      But if it was my decision it would be
      Emily: buys frozen patty, drowns it in ketchup, product cheese some random bread
      Lorenzo: makes a bomb burger while being amazing as usual, fresh ingredients
      Any random lvl 3 chef: beef handcrafted by Augustus, bread that Jesus ate at the Last Supper, cheese made by the first Italian

    • @user-hi3tx7lm3k
      @user-hi3tx7lm3k 5 лет назад

      thats what i thought this was lmao

    • @wyn7044
      @wyn7044 5 лет назад +4

      yeah ryt i thought this was epicurious video so i clicked it 😂

    • @vicky69420
      @vicky69420 5 лет назад +2

      Ya lmao I was thinking about lorenzo

    • @aaronliang5638
      @aaronliang5638 5 лет назад +5

      Lol the 3 hour burger seems.like something frank woulf make. 😂😂😂😂

  • @bensladkov6780
    @bensladkov6780 4 года назад +219

    Tasty: " toast the buns"
    Me: reheating a frozen sandwich loaf....

  • @LGM
    @LGM 5 лет назад +581

    Tasty: how much salt and pepper you need?
    Girl in the video: YES

  • @jonnys5889
    @jonnys5889 Год назад

    Honestly when she said the best meat is made when the pan is hot AF and smoking up ur house is expected really instilled a lot of confidence in my cooking!!

  • @Lkusyono
    @Lkusyono 4 года назад +211

    Alexis: "So you're going to put it salt side down"
    Pepper: *sad pepper noises*

  • @firezdevv
    @firezdevv 4 года назад +236

    3 minute burger: That one McDonalds across the street
    30 minutes burger:when you go to a diner style restaurant
    3 hour: when you want to impress your crush with money at an expensive restaurant

    • @Adrian-nk4ft
      @Adrian-nk4ft 4 года назад +10

      3 hour burger:
      Go To a restaurant and wait behind Karen.

    • @grandmastergoose609
      @grandmastergoose609 4 года назад

      Nah the three our burger is for your GIRLFRIEND, not just your crush

    • @kimnaokisan1690
      @kimnaokisan1690 4 года назад

      When I Saw The Thumbnail For The First Time I Was Like "Hey It's That The McDonald's Burger?"

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 4 года назад

      Adrian maybe staying home is a better idea

    • @mowmow1458
      @mowmow1458 4 года назад

      @@Adrian-nk4ft lol 😂

  • @cryonic.
    @cryonic. 4 года назад +321

    "how can i fill 3 hours making a burger?..."
    "ill make the buns."

    • @yes-uj7ws
      @yes-uj7ws 4 года назад

      Ikr thats what i was thinking

    • @DANtheMANofSIPA
      @DANtheMANofSIPA 4 года назад

      @slam zamillion Yeah but I feel like Sous Vide prolly uses hella electricity tho

  • @JoshGuz12
    @JoshGuz12 3 года назад +1

    This is like my favorite video from Tasty.